Friday, 17 November, 2017

Letterman, Colbert, and More Roast Kimmel with Mean Tweets on His Birthday

Kim Kardashian Reads Kanye West's Tweet During Jimmy Kimmel-Themed Mean Tweets for Host's Birthday Kim Kardashian Reads Kanye's Mean Tweets on Jimmy Kimmel Live
Hannah Rogers | 14 November, 2017, 19:56

Actors Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston, Zach Galifianakis, Jason Bateman, Will Arnett, Cousin Sal, Jon Hamm, Shaq, Ty Burrell, and Billy Crudup brought the heroes to life in a "world exclusive trailer" compiled by director JJ Abrams to celebrate the TV host's 50th birthday.

"Jimmy Kimmel put yourself in my shoes ..." Fuck off, you big giant turd"-Stephen Colbert couldn't help but grin, noting, "I think this guy follows me, too".

Yesterday, in celebration of late night host Jimmy Kimmel's November 13 birthday, a number of celebrities joined together to read mean tweets about Kimmel in a spoof on his segment.

And then there was Letterman, whose only response to his tweet-"Jimmy Kimmel is not amusing".

"That is a comic book I drew when I was about 9 years old, 10 years old", Kimmel explained to Abrams, who had brought the original copy with him. This is ridiculous. That's Lucky Lad, who's like a leprechaun.

Adam Sandler also came on as a surprise to present Jimmy with a Game of Thrones-inspired Iron Throne made out of party paraphernalia, George Clooney appeared in mock retrospective of Jimmy's life, and James Taylor was an unexpected musical guest.

"Hello, I'm George Clooney", the two-time Oscar victor began.

Don't worry - the four-and-a-half hours is actually closer to four-and-a-half minutes, which we've included below for your convenience.

Halle Berry shared the message: 'JImmy Kimmel you are a jackass d*** sucker keep your mouth shut and do your little Tv show or get the f*** out of our country'.

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